I’m woken in the middle of the night by a noise downstairs. Thinking it’s my sister’s idiot hubby, I charge down there to give him a piece of my mind… except it’s not Jason. It’s not even human. It’s a sexy alien man-mountain raiding my fridge, looking for the nutritional substance he needs.
But it’s not in my fridge, it’s right in front of him inside my massive chest.
So I help him out and let him feast on my milk. It’s a purely selfless act.
I think he took my heart with him when he left so abruptly… will he return for seconds?